As a twenty-something, I am, by default, a narcissist. I know that for a fact because I'm also always right.

These kernels of wisdom (i.e., these tweets and Facebook posts) in some way or another express my worldview. If you happen to disagree with any of them, by all means, let me know.


On grammar:


On bar etiquette:


On war:


On child-rearing:


On being a douche:


On health:


On Borises:


On goal-setting:


On romance:


On food pairings: